One day some men came to feast on Apollo’s cattle. But their leader Odysseus informed them not to eat them. So when he went to pray I decided to work my magic. They looked so famished so I went with Eurylochus to help him trick them. Me and Eurylochus went down convinced them it was the right thing to do. The fools actually ate the cattle. Then I watched as Zeus struck them down with a mighty thunderbolt. It was a fulfilled day. The only survivor was Odysseus himself. Some people may ask why I did this, but I honestly just did it for fun.